Rodzaje uspokojenia alkoholowego, Śmieszne teksty
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1. Kopciuszek - przyj�� do domu w jednym bucie2. Kr�lewna �nie�ka - obudzi� si� w ��ku z siedmioma facetami3. Czerwony Kapturek - obudzi� si� w ��ku babci4. �pi�ca Kr�lewna - przez 100 lat niczego nie pami�tasz5. Myszka Miki - opuchni�te uszy, bia�e r�kawiczki, ale nie masz fraka6. Krzysztof Kolumb - nie wiesz gdzie jedziesz, jak ju� przyjedziesz to nie wiesz gdzie jeste�, ale za przejazd i tak p�aci pa�stwo.7. Reksio - obudzi�e� si� w budzie dla psa8. W�adca pier�cieni - obudzi�e� si� na komisariacie w kajdankach9. Ogniem i mieczem - obudzi�e� si� w kot�owni na koksie10. W pustyni i w puszczy - obudzi�e� si� w parku miejskim na grz�dce z r�ami11. Na Rejtana - obudzi�e� si� przed w�asnymi drzwiami z rozdart� koszul�12. Wakacje z duchami - obudzi�e� si� na strychu zawini�ty w prze�cierad�o13. I pami�taj - nie jeste� naprawd� pijany, je�eli jeste� w stanie le�e� na pod�odze bez 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